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Sunday, 20 March 2011

Dieters Prayer

Bless my scales Lord
Each week as I step on
Help me lose a pound or two
And not put any on
Keep me from Temptation
From chocolate and from chips
Keep my willpower going
Just in case it slips
Help me count the calories
Steer me away from sweets
Keep my sweaty palms away
From naughty fattening treats
Keep me from the cake shop Lord
Away from buns and crumpets
And if a cake is in my hand
Please give me strength to dump it
Help me enjoy my salad
And foods to make me slim
Keep me on the 'Low Fat'  track
So one day I'll be thin!

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